Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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