We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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