is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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