Pregnant stripper...not hot.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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