everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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