just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i was born a porn star she said
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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