She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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