There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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