eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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