I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
There are leaves in my underwear?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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