Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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