We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I will pee on everything he values.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.