Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?