hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
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