I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.