All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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