How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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