some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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