Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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