But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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