how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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