u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I stole a fireplace last night.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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