Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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