Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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