Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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