Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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