Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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