look no pants
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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