So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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