i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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