So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
