Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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