I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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