Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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