She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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