handjob tips. give me some.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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