Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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