Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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