My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
My vagina is officially offended.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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