It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
You may now shotgun with the bride
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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