where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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