her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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