well I can't set my house on fire every night
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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