You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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