Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
So much Jack, so little girl.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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