I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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