u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
she told me i tasted like america
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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