PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
