ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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