fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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