He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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