I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Randomize
