I should be sponsored by Trojan
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
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