wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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