How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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