Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
