Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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