You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
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So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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