Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
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Sorry my hands just texted you
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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