It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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