Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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